Last day of this, I swear. The funniest comments from the spam filters.

First, I want to preface this by saying I now feel stupider after taking the time to read through the spam that makes it past the filters. Just so the people that make these bots know, hiding it with a message that seems halfway coherent, even if no where near the subject, is not a good way to improve your clicks. It just feels desperate and needy. On top of which, the one post I WOULD HAVE APPROVED YOUR SHIT you didn’t even take the time to make one single post with the word pancake. You have failed.

So, I will now be trusting when something is put in the spam filter. For no other reason than I only came across 1 comment in it that WordPress was wrong about. So, if you’re comment gets deleted, and you really want to get a hold of me, remember to use e-mail for best results: RileyAmosReviews(at)gmail(.)com. I always love to talk to new people.

Now, the funniest comments from the spam filter:


it’s called you need a vacation, not with your family. You need a “YOU vacation”, maybe with a girlfriend, maybe by yourself… but you need to go. If only for a weekend.I mean don’t get me wrong it won’t totally cure the whole thing but it will remind you why you grew up in the first place.


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This piece was cogent, well-written, and pithy.


The very core of your writing while sounding agreeable at first, did not work well with me personally after some time. Somewhere throughout the sentences you were able to make me a believer unfortunately only for a while. I however have got a problem with your leaps in logic and you might do nicely to help fill in all those breaks. If you can accomplish that, I would certainly be fascinated.


– Erica really took the time to get to know us and that made things a lot easier. She has a very artistic eye and does things no other photographer would think of. The best part is how natural it was to have her taking photos without us even knowing she was there. A+++


Can someone please make Mr. Hill go away? Yikes. His arguments are full of logical fallacies, mostly ad hominen (attacking the man and name calling). This could be such a nice place to have logical and intelligent discussion, banter and discourse if it wasn’t for the man’s nastiness. I would rather hear the opinions of other like-minded, clear-headed conservatives than someone who is ready to bite my head off b/c I may disagree! Jeepers!


Heres an interesting stat from another Steeler site: In the last 15 years we have averaged under 4 yards per carry only 3 years: 2008, 2003 and, wait for this one, 1995. This year we are averaging 3.6 ypc and in 1995 it was 3.7 ypc. In 2006 we averaged more ypc (4.2) than in 2005 (4.0). I dunnois having a running game overrated?


My wife was watching “Last Comic Standing” last night and as I walked by I saw the little promo for “Nashville Star”. All of these crappy shows remind me of a Dennis Miller (way back when he wasn’t cozying up to Falafel Boy) line…”the country is offically out of talent!”


hahaha I love you man. I remember thinking last night, “someone told her this was a good song…?” I also noted the screaming, and laughed out loud, by myself when I saw Simon’s face. Then when it ended, I remember thinking, “ohh I wish they would critique her!!” ha. What a mess.


Hey! I know this is sort of off-topic but I had to ask. Does operating a well-established website such as yours require a massive amount work? I’m completely new to writing a blog but I do write in my diary on a daily basis. I’d like to start a blog so I will be able to share my experience and thoughts online. Please let me know if you have any kind of ideas or tips for new aspiring blog owners. Thankyou!


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My mom made us the best costumes ever out of things we already had at home. My brother’s spiderman costume was genius and made out of two turtlenecks and an old pair of blue tights. Target should be marketing the ingenuity of making your own costumes by selling the materials to do so AND selling costumes if you don’t have time to make them. Sheesh. They should have just asked us. Right?


I was wondering if you ever considered changing the layout of your website? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?


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Both the bramins pigaaoptrng and teaching their young generation that they r superior to other communists, and the so-called atheists saying only bramins r the sole reason for all these problems our country is facing are nothing but lies… as usual innocent masses not knowing who is right and who is wrong gets fragmented further. I remember overhearing one of my bramin frnd’s father on phone scolding him to restrict his frndshp only to bramins. That too in chennai… again in mid 2000s…horrible… as for veeramani n co.. sigh…… :-/


So as you can see, they don’t even bother to even TRY which is just horrible….They didn’t even spell check it. I should start a spamming business and show them how to do it right! Never mind…that’s way too much effort.